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Thursday, 30 May 2013

10 Signs She's Crazy

No.10 She Controls The Narrative

As a result of their strange and destructive behaviors, troubled people often find themselves the objects of scorn and derision. While you might not be privy to all of the specifics, it’s revealing when someone is always sort of trying to set the record straight. Everyone, from time to time, is the victim of gossip or inaccurate rumors -- but not everyone feels the need to set themselves up as a solitary PR machine for one's own life.

No.9 She's Self-Aggrandizing

People who behave in a way that is almost certain to draw negative reactions tend to construct fantasy worlds in which this is not the case. These fantasies usually form a mirror image of the unpleasant truths that they cannot yet deal with. When someone goes out of their way, for example, to tell you what an otherworldly object of desire he or she is, it will often be because they are isolated, frustrated and lonely. There may be reasons for this.



No.8 She Hates Other Women

In the same way that guys don’t let each other get away with things that girls may be fooled into admiring, girls don’t buy each other's bullsh*t. Across the sex boundary, the haze of attraction can form a cloud around certain unpleasant qualities. This is not so (for heterosexual people, anyway) when we are among our kind. It’s for this reason that vocal, intense, often-beauty/attractiveness-centric statements made by women against other women are a warning sign. The same is true for us guys, too. These sorts of things show that the normal back-and-forths of social competition have become warped and distorted.


No.7 She Has Isolated Herself

Sometimes, there are people we just don’t want in our lives, and very often, it’s their (damn) fault. When you are around people who have come a bit unglued, though, you will find that a degree of discontinuity is pretty common. From family to old friends, the people who have known us the longest are usually the most able to tell when things are going wrong, when we’re not the person they are familiar with anymore. When people aren’t willing to face up to this, they break contact – all contact.

No.6 She's Weird About Her Exes

Ordinarily, the former part of “ex-boyfriend/girlfriend” takes precedence over the latter. They’re done. It ended. It’s all in the past. If she is still experiencing intense, contradictory feelings about these guys, then it's probably best to refrain from (inevitably) adding yourself to their ranks.

No.5 She Makes False Accusations

When you come undone, the world seems to align against you. When you realize what has happened, you change your behavior -- but when you don’t, you lash out. In a world of infinite, internet-aided memory, and Google-proficient employers, one simply cannot get close to the sort of people who will accuse you of wild and unsavory things that never actually happened.

No.4 She Shaves Her Head

In ordinary cases, this is a mere aesthetic choice: totally subjective, and a matter of casual fashion. In cases in which the person is showing significant signs of trouble or trauma, this is often a cry for help. From medieval monks to Britney Spears, shaving one’s head can take on the significance of departing into another world, of signaling detachment and self-abasement.
   

No.3 She Hits Below The Belt

It’s difficult out there, and not everybody gets along. To a degree, we have to allow people their enemies. That said, there are boundaries. If people are slighted, insulted or swindled by a third party, it’s not unreasonable for them to feel and act a little upset when their name comes up. But shamelessly and nonsensically airing the most unpleasant aspects of their lives in an effort to demean the person says about a million times more about the speaker than the subject. Bynes has since deleted the tweets.
 

No.2 She Contradicts Herself

She posted the above tweet only to post this one shortly after. When your mind isn’t right -- and we’ve all been there, to whatever degree -- it can feel like you’re fighting for control of an errant vessel. Sawing at the wheel. Making one wild over-correction after another. Making intense, contradictory-seeming statements in rapid succession is a sign of this internal process.

No.1 Crazy People Think She's Crazy

When Courtney Love tells you to “pull it together,” it might be time for a little self-evaluation.

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T. Rex Terrorizes Bridal Party: Best Wedding Photograph Ever?


Photo courtesy Quinn Miller

If you think your drunk uncle is a bad guest, just take a look at who crashed this wedding.
Conceived by Louisiana photographer Quinn Miller for his friend James Lowder's wedding to Katie Young at the Myrtles Plantation in St. Francisville, Louisiana on Sunday, the image shows the terrified bridal party being chased by a massive T. Rex.
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Miller tells Yahoo! Shine very few people at the wedding knew of his plan, but the bride and groom were both completely game. "After we took our formal pictures, we set up the shot. They [the wedding party] really sold it. They are what made it work."
He acknowledges that he has seen similar Jurassic-inspired pictures before, but he told io9.com that he thought he could could do a better job with the retouching: "I'm really picky about Photoshop."
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Miller retouched and posted the photo on his Facebook page early Monday morning with the note "Things got really crazy at the Lowder wedding last night," and the image immediately went viral. He tells Yahoo! Shine has been shocked by all the attention. On Wednesday, he says he had doubled the 'likes' on his Facebook page, when the photo had received 800 'likes.' By Thursday morning, that number had more than quadrupled. One commenter, who attended the wedding, joked, "If you live in St. Francisville, only leave your house if necessary. Keep your eyes open." Another quipped, "Is that the mother-in-law?"
Jamie Miles, an editor at theknot.com, an online resource for all things nuptial, thinks we're going to see more couples choosing to commission creative wedding photographs. "It is definitely on the rise," she tells Yahoo! Shine. "People are getting comfortable with letting their personality show through and photos are getting edgier." She points out that the trend also "sets the tone for your wedding. Nontraditional wedding photos say 'this couple is fun and I'm going to have a great time celebrating with them.'"
If people don't want to go as wild as Miller's T. Rex photobomb, she says she's seen cute images of the groomsmen all ripping open their formal shirts to show superhero tees underneath or pulling up their cuffs to reveal funky colored socks, for example. Using clever techniques such as retouching or even stop motion are also becoming more common.
For his part, Miller doesn't foresee radically changing his business and focusing on crazy wedding pictures. "I mainly do portraiture and design work," he tells Yahoo! Shine. "I got this idea because the groom really loves dinosaurs."

9 guy-food recipes every man must make:

Seared Steak with Tomato Salad and Spinach

FOR THE TOMATO SALAD:
1 large ripe tomato
Salt and freshly ground pepper
1/4 sweet onion, thinly sliced
2 oz blue cheese
1 tsp fresh oregano leaves, chopped
1 Tbsp extra-virgin olive oil

FOR THE STEAK AND SPINACH:
1 flat iron steak (8 to 10 oz)
Salt and pepper to taste
3 Tbsp extra-virgin olive oil
2 Tbsp butter
4 sprigs fresh thyme and/or oregano
1 garlic clove, peeled and smashed
1/2 bag prewashed spinach

1. Core and slice the tomato. Season the slices with salt and pepper and then gently toss them with the onion slices, blue cheese, oregano, and olive oil. Set aside.

2. Season the steak generously with salt and pepper. Heat a cast-iron or heavy-bottomed pan on medium high. Drizzle in the olive oil, and then slide the steak into the pan. Cook on one side until browned, 5 to 7 minutes.

3. Flip the steak onto the far side of the pan and add the butter, herbs, and garlic to the opposite side of the pan. Tilt the pan toward you and, using a large spoon, baste the steak as it cooks to medium rare, about 4 minutes more; the timing will vary, depending on the thickness of the steak. To test for doneness, poke the meat with a finger; medium rare feels like the fleshy part of your palm when your thumb is tucked close to your hand.

4. Transfer the steak to a cutting board; let it rest for 5 minutes. Meanwhile, pour out most of the fat in the pan and add the spinach. Cover and cook over medium high until wilted, about 2 to 3 minutes. Season to taste. Serve the steak with the tomato salad and wilted spinach.

Lemon Ricotta Pancakes

INGREDIENTS:
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
1 1/4 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp kosher salt
3/4 cup whole-milk ricotta
3 Tbsp whole milk
Grated zest of 1/2 lemon
3 large eggs, separated
2 1/2 Tbsp sugar
Butter, for griddle
1/4 cup blueberries maple syrup for serving

1. In a medium mixing bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, and salt.

2. In a separate bowl, whisk together the ricotta, milk, lemon zest, and yolks. Add the flour mixture and blend well.

3. Using an electric mixer, whip the egg whites until they're frothy and white. Add sugar and whip until thick. Gently fold into the batter.

4. Heat a griddle on medium. Brush the surface with butter and ladle on the batter, adding blueberries if you like. Cook until golden, flipping once. Serve the pancakes with syrup and more berries.
Pan-Seared Scallops with Lima Bean Mash and Asparagus

INGREDIENTS:
10 oz box frozen baby lima beans
1/2 lb fresh sea scallops (6 large)
1/2 tsp kosher salt, plus more to taste
1/4 tsp freshly ground pepper, plus more to taste
3 Tbsp unsalted butter
2 Tbsp dry white wine
Grated zest and juice of 1/2 lime
2 Tbsp packed mint leaves
1/4 cup buttermilk
Steamed asparagus, for serving

1. Cook the lima beans according to pack age directions.

2. Meanwhile, pat the scallops dry with paper towels and season them with salt and pepper. Add the butter to a large skillet set over medium-high heat, and when it has melted, pour off half the butter into a small bowl; reserve. Return the skillet to the heat; when the frothing of the butter has subsided, sear the scallops, 4 minutes for the first side and 3 minutes for the other.

3. Transfer the scallops to a plate and loosely tent it with foil to keep warm. Add the wine and lime juice to the skillet, reduce the heat to low, and cook until the pan juices have reduced by half, about 4 minutes.

4. Drain the cooked limas and transfer them to the bowl of a food processor. Add the mint, buttermilk, and reserved melted butter, and pulse until the mixture is a smooth, thick puree. Season to taste with salt and black pepper. Serve the scallops with the lima bean puree and asparagus, topped with pan sauce and lime zest.

Chili-Spiced Baby Back Ribs

INGREDIENTS:
1/4 cup Four Seasons spice blend (Whisk together 1 cup kosher salt, 2 Tbsp freshly ground black pepper, 2 Tbsp garlic salt, and 1 tsp ground cayenne for enough to last you all summer.)
2 Tbsp chili powder
4 racks of baby back ribs (about 1 3/4 lb each)
6 Tbsp canola oil
1 1/2 cups barbecue sauce
1/4 cup honey

1. Fire up the grill

2. Meanwhile, mix the Four Seasons spice blend and chili powder; season ribs generously and coat with oil. Pour the barbecue sauce and honey into a small saucepan. Over low heat, stir until fluid. Set aside.

3. Place the ribs on the grill, meaty side down. Cook, covered, for 45 minutes, flipping them at 15-minute intervals. Cook (still covered) for 10 minutes more. Flip the ribs and brush them with sauce, cooking uncovered for 5 minutes more, for a total cooking time of 1 hour. Remove the ribs and brush generously with sauce; serve with remaining sauce on the side.

Serves 6 to 8
Apricot BBQ Chicken

INGREDIENTS:
1/2 cup cider vinegar
1/2 cup apricot preserves
1/4 cup light brown sugar
1/4 cup chopped parsley
2 small hot chiles, seeded and thinly sliced
6 Tbsp Four Seasons spice blend (Whisk together 1 cup kosher salt, 2 Tbsp freshly ground black pepper, 2 Tbsp garlic salt, and 1 tsp ground cayenne for enough to last you all summer.)
2 Tbsp chili powder
2 Tbsp dried oregano
16 bone-in, skin-on chicken thighs
Butter, for the baking dish
2 cups dry white wine

1. Fire up the grill.

2. In a bowl, whisk together the vinegar, preserves, sugar, parsley, and chiles. Set aside. Mix the Four Seasons spice blend, chili powder, and oregano; sprinkle the blend over chicken and place skin side down in a buttered 13"-by-9" baking dish.

3. Pour the wine and 2 cups water over the chicken; cover securely with foil. Place in the center of the grill and cover. Grill for 45 minutes. Transfer the chicken from the dish to a platter, and blot with paper towels.

4. Oil the grate; place the chicken on the grill, skin side up, and baste with apricot sauce. Cover and grill for 5 minutes, basting once with sauce. Flip and baste again, then cover and grill for 5 minutes more, basting once. Serve the chicken with more apricot sauce.

Serves 6 to 8
Creamy Chipotle Potato Salad

INGREDIENTS:
3/4 cup mayonnaise
6 Tbsp heavy cream
3 Tbsp cider vinegar
5 Tbsp finely chopped shallots
1 garlic clove, grated
1 canned chipotle in adobo, chopped
1 tsp kosher salt
3 lb new potatoes
1 1/4 cup finely chopped celery
1 bunch scallions, finely chopped
Freshly ground pepper

1. Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil. Meanwhile, make the dressing: In a large bowl, whisk together the mayonnaise, cream, vinegar, 1 Tbsp shallots, garlic, chipotle, and salt. Set half the dressing aside in a small bowl. Boil the potatoes until fork-tender; drain and let cool slightly.

2. Add the potatoes to the large bowl with the dressing, and toss to combine. Let cool completely, then add celery, scallions, and 4 Tbsp shallots, along with enough of the reserved dressing to coat the potato salad. Season with salt and pepper.

Serves 6 to 8
Grilled Corn with Cilantro Pesto

INGREDIENTS:
1/2 cup cilantro leaves
Juice of 1 lime, plus lime wedges for serving
1 garlic clove, grated
1 tsp kosher salt
1 tsp ground pepper
1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil
1/4 cup canola oil
8 ears of corn (in the husk)

1. Heat the grill to medium high. In a blender, pulse all the ingredients except corn until blended.

2. Peel back the husks and remove the silk from the cobs; then replace husks. Dip each cob in water.

3. Grill until the kernels are cooked, 6 to 8 minutes, turning occasionally. Peel back the husk; grill until lightly charred, basting the corn with pesto as you go. Brush the corn with more pesto and season with salt and lime as you like.

Serves 6 to 8
Green Apple and Cabbage Slaw

INGREDIENTS:
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup sour cream
1/4 cup white-wine vinegar
3 Tbsp chopped red onion
1 head green cabbage, cored and thinly sliced
2 red bell peppers, cored and thinly sliced
4 green apples, cored and thinly sliced
2 small red chiles, sliced
1/4 cup chopped parsley

In a large bowl, whisk together the mayo, sour cream, vinegar, and red onion. Add the remaining ingredients and toss to combine.

Serves 6 to 8
Yucatan-Style Pork

INGREDIENTS:
5 Tbsp achiote paste (in the international aisle)
5 Tbsp white vinegar
1/4 cup fresh orange juice
2 Tbsp fresh lime juice
5 large garlic cloves, peeled
2 Tbsp kosher salt, plus more to taste
1 bone-in pork shoulder (4 1/2 lb), trimmed

1. Preheat the oven to 300°F. In a blender, puree the achiote paste with the vinegar, citrus juices, garlic, salt, and 1 cup of water until very smooth.

2. Place the pork in a baking dish or wide Dutch oven large enough to hold the pork with a little room to spare. Rub the blended mixture onto the pork to coat it well. Tightly cover the dish with foil or a tight-fitting lid.

3. Bake the pork until tender enough that the meat pulls away easily with tongs, 3 1/2 to 4 1/2 hours. If there's a lot of liquid left in the pot after 4 hours, remove the lid and continue to cook until some of it has evaporated. Season the pork with salt to taste. (The pork will keep in the refrigerator for up to 3 days.)

Serves 6 to 8